Quick. Get Kerry on the phone to rescind his concession. Have a Secret Service guy fly through the air and tackle Bush off that Acceptance Podium. Has everyone forgotten? The Washington Redskins Prophecy. It's been well-documented that if the Redskins lose the weekend before the election - the incumbent is oh so out there come Tuesday. It's been that way since 1936. Did the Redskins not clearly lose to Green Bay last Sunday 28-14? (They shouldn't have reversed that Clinon...

God: Peter, bring up the Lent reports from last year, how did it go? Peter: Well, good. In 2003, sins were down 30% during lent, and the bad habits given up during that time helped strengthen our flock. God: Good! It's working then. What's next on the docket? Peter: Uh, I should mention one other thing. God: What's that? Peter: Well, also in 2003, sins were up 150% in the week coming up to Lent, and on Fat Tuesday sins were up 300%. God: What?! Let me see that. God: ...

God: Peter, bring up the Lent reports from last year, how did it go? Peter: Well, good. In 2003, sins were down 30% during lent, and the bad habits given up during that time helped strengthen our flock. God: Good! It's working then. What's next on the docket? Peter: Uh, I should mention one other thing. God: What's that? Peter: Well, also in 2003, sins were up 150% in the week coming up to Lent, and on Fat Tuesday sins were up 300%. God: What?! Let me see that. God: ...

Hey all. Been following JoeUser.com for awhile and decided it was high time I got off my rear-end and joined the crew. I've always liked to write. Hope you enjoy my perspective, even if you don't agree with it. Cheers, Schro